a !);"MADLIB"b );"CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY"b: : .b A$( ),B$(),C$( )eb "O.K. WE'RE GOING TO WRITE SOME MAD-LIB STORIES"b( "TOGETHER. YOU SUPPLY THE WORDS, I SUPPLY THE PLOT.": b< "FIRST I NEED 11 ADJECTIVES. ADJECTIVES MODIFY" cF "A NOUN, E.G., RED, DIRTY, LARGE, ETC."&cP I  : A$(I): IWcZ "NOW I NEED 5 ADVERBS. THEY MODIFY VERBS"cd "AND END IN 'LY' (SLOWLY, GREEDILY, ETC.)"cn I : B$(I): Icx: "OK, NOW 10 NOUNS, E.G., TELETYPE, INSECT, COAT, ETC."d I  : C$(I): I2d: "HOW ABOUT TWO FIRST NAMES OF MEN";D$,E$Vd "THE FIRST NAME OF A GIRL";F$yd "AND SOMEONE'S LAST NAME";G$d "A GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION";H$d "A LIQUID";I$d "AND FINALLY, AN EXCLAMATORY WORD OR TWO";J$: e "VERY GOOD! WOULD YOU LIKE A NEWSPAPER AD (1),"Te "A WESTERN (2), A STORY ABOUT THE ARMY (3), OR"e "A WATERBED (4). WHICH ONE, 1, 2, 3, OR 4";N: e N N e "COME ON NOW -- 1, 2, 3, OR 4";N: e I : : I: N ,,,,X$f, );"DAILY GRUNT CLASSIFIEDS": bf6 "FOR SALE: 1957 SEDAN. THIS "A$()" CAR IS IN A "A$()f@ "CONDITION. IT WAS FORMERLY OWNED BY A "A$()" SCHOOL"fJ "TEACHER WHO ALWAYS DROVE IT "B$()". THERE IS A "A$()$gT C$()" IN THE BACK SEAT. IT HAS A CHROME "C$()" ON THE HOOD,"gg^ "A "A$()" PAINT JOB, "A$()" TIRES AND THE BACK OPENS INTO"gh "A "A$()" "C$()". WILL CONSIDER TAKING A SLIGHTLY USED"gr C$()" IN TRADE."g|: : "LOST: IN THE VICINITY OF "H$", A "A$()7h "FRENCH POODLE WITH "A$()" HAIR AND A "A$( )" TAIL. IT"{h "ANSWER TO THE NAME OF "F$". WHEN LAST SEEN IT WAS CARRYING"h "A "C$()" IN ITS MOUTH. A "A$( )" REWARD IS OFFERED."h h );"AN ADULT WESTERN": %i "TEX "G$", THE MARSHALL OF "D$" CITY RODE INTO TOWN. HE"hi "SAT "B$()" IN THE SADDLE, READY FOR TROUBLE. HE KNEW THAT"i "HIS "A$()" ENEMY, "E$" THE KID WAS IN TOWN. THE KID WAS"i "IN LOVE WITH TEX'S HORSE, "F$". SUDDENLY THE KID CAME OUT"j "OF THE "A$()" NUGGET SALOON.": >j "'DRAW TEX,' HE YELLED "B$()".": ~j "TEX REACHED FOR HIS "C$()", BUT BEFORE HE COULD GET IT"j "OUT OF HIS "C$()" THE KID FIRED, HITTING TEX IN THE "C$()j "AND THE "C$()".": k "AS TEX FELL HE PULLED OUT HIS OWN "C$()" AND SHOT THE KID"ak (2())" TIMES IN THE "C$()". THE KID DROPPED IN"k "A POOL OF "I$"."::"'"J$"' TEX SAID, 'I HATED TO"k "DO IT BUT HE WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE "C$( )".'":k "l "IF YOU PLAN ON JOINING THE ARMY, HERE ARE SOME "A$( )`l "HINTS THAT WILL HELP YOU BECOME A "A$( )" SOLDIER.":l "THE ARMY IS MADE UP OF OFFICERS, NON-COMS, AND "C$()"S."l "YOU CAN RECOGNIZE AN OFFICER BY THE "C$()" ON HIS"m "SHOULDERS AND THE FUNNY-LOOKING "C$()"S ON HIS CAP."\m& "WHEN YOU ADDRESS AN OFFICER, ALWAYS SAY "C$()" AND SAY IT"m+ B$()". IF YOU GET A "A$()" HAIRCUT, KEEP YOUR "C$()"S"m0 "SHINED, AND SEE THAT YOUR "C$()" IS CLEAN AT ALL TIMES," n5 "YOU WILL BE A CREDIT TO THE SLOGAN:":An: " THE ARMY BUILDS BETTER "C$()"S!":n? "AT ROLL CALL, WHEN THE "A$()" SERGEANT CALLS YOUR NAME,"nD "SHOUT '"J$"' LOUD AND CLEAR.":nI "YOU WILL BECOME FAMILIAR WITH WEAPONS LIKE THE .30 CALIBRE"oN C$()" AND THE AUTOMATIC "C$()".":KoP "FOLLOW THIS ADVICE AND YOU MAY WIN THE....."oS "********** "A$()" CONDUCT "C$( )" **********": oX"BUST-A-BUTTON AND DUCK DEPT STORE":"DIX HILLS, NEW YORK"ob: "DEAR SIRS:": $pl "LAST WEEK I PURCHASED A "A$()" CONTOUR WATER BED IN YOUR"cpv "STORE. I GOT IT ESPECIALLY FOR MY "A$()" HUSBAND WHO"p "SLEEPS VERY "B$()" AND SAYS THAT "A$()" WATER BEDS THAT"p "HAVE "C$()"S IN THEM MAKE HIS "C$()" ACHE. WHEN THE BED"(q "ARRIVED MY HUSBAND TESTED IT "B$()" AND SAID THE "A$()kq C$()" WAS BENT AND KEPT PRESSING INTO HIS "C$()". HE SAYS"q "THIS COULD LEAD TO A "A$( )" CONDITION OF THE "C$()"."q:"I WOULD LIKE TO EXCHANGE THIS "A$()" BED FOR ONE THAT")r "WILL ALLOW MY HUSBAND TO SLEEP "B$()" AND WON'T MAKE"^r "HIS "C$( )" SORE.":: );"YOURS "B$()","tr );F$" "G$: r I : : I: "WANT ANOTHER STORY";Y$r Y$"NO" r "WANT TO USE THE SAME WORDS";Y$: r Y$"YES"  s Y$"NO" <