R:FILE: GOLDI.PLT R:A SHORT STORY. R: GOLDILOCKS AND YOU KNOW WHO; 2/7/77 T: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE THREE BEARS T: WHO DO YOU THINK THEY WERE? A: T: T: GOLDILOCKS DIDN'T LIKE PORRIDGE, SO SHE T: FOUND SOME YOGURT IN THE KITCHEN. NEXT SHE A: $A T: T: THEN THE THREE BEARS CAME HOME. THE LITTLE BEAR T: SNIFFED AROUND AND SAID ; A: $B T: T: THEN THE BIG DADDY BEAR CHASED GOLDILOCKS ALL T: OVER THE HOUSE BECAUSE SHE @$A@. T: T: GOLDILOCKS HID UNDER THE BED. T: BABY BEAR HID UNDER THE BED. T: THEY SAT ON BABY BEAR'S ELECTRIC TRAIN, AND A: T: T: PRETTY SOON MAMA BEAR CAME IN YELLING T: "WHO ATE UP ALL MY YOGURT?" A: T: T: GOLDILOCKS LAUGHED. T: BABY BEAR LAUGHED EVEN HARDER. T: HE SAID "@$B@." T: MAMA BEAR SAID A: $C T: T: THEN THEY WENT ON A PICNIC. T: THEY PACKED A BASKET OF PEANUTS AND POPCORN AND ; A: $F T: AND BUBLE GUM AND FRISBEES AND LEMONADE. T: T: THEY DECIDED TO GO TO ; A: $P T: T: WHEN THEY GOT THERE, THE DADDY BEAR OPENED THE DOOR T: AND ALL OF THE @$F@ ; T: FELL OUT OF THE CAR. T: THE BABY BEAR SAID "@$B@" T: THE MAMA BEAR SAID "@$C@" T: THE GREAT BIG DADDY BEAR SAID A: T: T: GOLDILOCKS CRIED "LETS'S GET OUT OF @$P@. T: LET'S GO HOME." T: BUT THE CAR HAD A FLAT TIRE AND THEY ALL HAD TO SLEEP T: IN THE BACK SEAT, AND ALL NIGHT LONG THE DADDY BEAR GRUMBLED T: "@$B@." T: T: T: T: THE END E: