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Try for another position 1. quitWould you like to:tumultuous work environment.You obviously don't have what it takes to succeed in today's May you toss fitfully in your bed tonight, you shirking welfare dog!the opportunistic gooks and krauts nor the running dog commies!!!With an attitude like yours the country will be safe from neitherYou gutless under-achieving piker!!!!fucking shithead like you play our game!!But that doesn't mean that we have to let an ass kissing, buddyScum like you is prevalent in large organizations.!!! You make us want to puke!!God they are always fucking up.on what the the other Department Heads say about him, and howthe boss says. You do him personal favors. You keep him informedmeetings. You are a real politician. You agree with everythingBeing the pathetic wimp that you are, you start making all theYou wouldn't want to piss him off!Yeah!!! This Hugh Jusbinfuct sounds like a real prick.we receive by throwing a lazy cocksucker like you out of the game.But your ebullience comes nowhere close to the extreme satisfactionYou are as content as a dog with an old bone.or any of your competitors. You will never go anywhere.This is a good trick, but for two years you haven't met the bossit into the shit-can.You chuckle each time you receive a memo, wad it up, and tossYou are making good money, and nobody is fucking with you.Two years go by, and your absence is seemingly never missed.You can always say that you 'never received' the memo.You want to milk this situation for all it's worth.2 - Start going to the meetings, to keep on the boss's good side.1 - Keep blowing off the meetings.What's your next trick?was not missed. You have really pulled off some shit!!The next day at work it appears that your presence at the meetingThe fish are really biting good!!Enter your choice (1-2)2 - It's a nice day. Blow the meeting off and go fishing.1 - Go to the meeting now. Better late then never.!! You and Hugh fit both categories.are here to be cajoled and otherwise fucked with.Some people are put on God's green earth to be ignored, and othersyou are merely demoted.You will never advance further, and you will be damned lucky ifThe CEO denies that he has ever suggested anything to you!!and you have been labeled a failure.The other departments have pegged you as the ass kisser that you are,consider you to be an incompetent horse's ass.dropped to an all time low. Those working below you hate you, andBy following his directives, productivity in your department hasThe CEO is an airheaded lackey, and so are for listening to him.You hear them chuckling....NYUCK....NYUCK....NYUCK.As you and your chair fall from the 11th floor, to the trash bin below,They then pounce on you and tie you into your chair with your shoe laces.you with a seltzer bottle.With this go ahead, they all don rubber noses, and one of them sprays....Lets give him the 'treatment'!!!!!One of the fun loving execs says......After a few moments though, they become bored.The first few moments of your lecture bring on a wave of laughter.the game to date!!!! This is by far, one of the more fucked up ideas you've had inalso impress the hell out of the CEO.mental midgets. Installing some order to these meetings will probablyThis ruse should go a long way in setting yourself apart from these directives seriously.3 - Impress the CEO, by being the only one to take his for their superiors.2 - Lecture these hooligans on showing the proper respect they seem like a fun bunch.1 - Stick around and chat with your new counterparts,pan-handling to support your wife who is now living out of a shopping cart.By now you have quit that job, moved to San Francisco, and taken upthe LSD she feeds you, there is no doubt of her supernatural powers.Eventually you marry a biker slut who claims to be a witch. After allhieroglyphics, and sacrificing small, fur bearing animals.Before long, you and the others are playing with voodoo dolls, drawingto pursue the 'light' to the fullest.The therapeutic advantages of the prayers causes you and the otherssessions make you and your buddies feel much better.As much as you pray, nothing ever happens to the CEO. However, the In the best interests of the corporation, you have been dismissed!!you and the CEO.it has been determined that a personality conflict exists betweenthat your inputs have been duly considered, and out of fairness, In a couple of weeks, you get a response from the board. It statesyou send to the board, recommending ole Hugh get the Axe.In a short while, you have compiled a very convincing package thateasy part, since his every action displays this trait.You gather evidence proving that Hugh is incompetent. This is theYou think that maybe this isn't as hard as the others say. Hugh will die a horrible death. If there is a God, then surely3 - Lead your peers in prayer!!2 - Try to get the CEO fired. to make Hugh's life miserable.1 - Join your peers in their effortup, and saved the puss's life.later his wife came out to nag him for not going to work, found him boundThirty seconds after you left, the piece of shit car stalled out. Momentsrunning a business. It seems as if ole Hugh is as adept at auto maintenance as he is at The charge is aggravated assault to attempt murder!!Later that day, the police come to take you away..........without the jerk!!You are set for a pleasurable day at the office..............So long you fucking jerk!!!!!!You depart with a pertinent farewell............presenting what should pass off as an acceptable suicide.You then run a hose from the exhaust into his car, and start it up,have him swallow the keys.You instruct him to handcuff himself to the steering wheel, and then a .25 automatic pistol.As he comes out of the house and gets into his car, you greet him withYou wait for him at his home, in the garage.out of the company.When the other execs hear what happened, you are literally laughed......Don't you ever come in here again, you savage beast!!!and shrieks..........As you crawl out the door, Hugh kicks you right square in the ass,you know it's all over.He punches like a puss, but when he starts scratching at your eyes,side, and comes up punching.As you attempt to grab him, Ole Hugh does an delicate feint to the......I'm gonna kick your ass, Fuckboy!!!!!!!!it in, and boldly announce...............The macho stud that you are, you walk up to the CEO's door, kickhabit of it until ole Hugh gets the idea!You are not only going to whip his ass, you are going to make a daily3 - Arrange for a nice messy little accident.2 - To hell with it! Go in there and whip his ass!1 - Keep giving him the same treatment.I guess from now on, we'll be seeing you at the airport.red robe to wear....everyone knows that you can never again wear white.are rescued by a group of Krishnas. They shave your head and give you aYou are eventually released to wander the streets in a stupor, until yourape crises center. You never fully recover.Hours later, an ambulance picks you up and rushes you to the nearest....You know??? Julius Ceasar was a homosexual too!!!!As they haul you out the back door to the alley, one of them confides.....you before you can make it to the door.Unfortunately, they see you too. Hugh whispers into ones ear, and they nabat the bar, feeding a yard of tongue to a couple of well muscled marines.As you enter, your suspicions about the CEO are confirmed. You spot himbarber. You expect to find a fag that can do your dirty work for you.That night you go to a gay bar that you heard about from Pierre, yourobscene bitch, has got to be a flaming faggot.Right!!!! Anyone as hosed up as ole Hugh, and married to such an murder, and an additional 2 years for having extremely poor taste in women!!She is given life, and you are given 3 years, for conspiracy to commitreveals everything.the paperboy. She is easily apprehended, and while in a remorseful state,She uses an axe, and bungles the job entirely, by accidentally decapitatingIt turns out that the dumb cunt is as incompetent as her old man.can have more time together.She eagerly volunteers to do away with the dork, so that you and herYou suggest to her how things may be better with Hugh out of the picture.must be a better way.After a few more of these sexual marathons, you begin to think that therespends so much time at the office.Maybe ole Hugh isn't so stupid after all. Maybe SHE is the reason he work at the office, you have to do it for him at home also.It occurs to you that, not only do you and the others have to do Hugh'ssex slave forever.Three hours later, with you finished and exhausted, she vows to be youryour staying power tenfold.She just lays there, while you hump, like a wet mop. This increases commence slamming the ham to her.With your eyes closed, and thinking about this month's centerfold, youthen you thought. This bitch is even uglier when she has her clothes off!!Once settled in, you realize this task is going to be more difficultShe takes you home, stating that the kids are coveniently in school.others, passing by, laugh at you.She is quite receptive to your advances, and you try not to notice asYou ask if she has squeezed any Sharmin' lately.You find her in the neighborhood supermarket, and start hitting on her.corruptible lure of power deems that fucking her into ecstasy is neccessary.Although this ugly, whining bitch is way below your standards, the ....long, hard relentless cock, on a daily basis!!!!Hugh has probably never been able to provide.........You figure the only way to control her is to give her something that321Enter your choice (1-3)3 - Use another man to control Hugh2 - Use another woman to control Hugh1 - Use her to control Hughcob.tbcYour annual salary is fixed at $425,000.You are now the CEO, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!be willing to throw you an occasional shot of leg.you don't mention her previous occupation to her husband, she would stillShe tells you to forget about the final $25K payment, and hints that ifAfter the wedding, she thanks you for the opportunity you provided her.inspires the hooker to marry him.He becomes a TV Evangelist and, of course, a multi-millionaire. This The budding romance sparks new life in Hugh, causing him to feel born again!and you deserve his recommendation for the CEO position.and quit his job. She convinces him that you are an old friend of hers,In a few short weeks, your girl has convinced Hugh to divorce his wife, This was the last day that Hugh managed to make it in to work!!software saleslady, and closing the door behind her.A few days later, you see the beauty enter Hugh's office, disguised as a $25K now, and the rest when she has Hugh out of your life.The end justifies the means, so you offer her $50,000 in two payments.Jusbinfuct to have something this fine.The only disturbing thought is that you have to pay for a shitbird likeAn hour later, you breathlessly decide that she is the woman for the job!to discuss a business proposition.money in her trade, you quickly offer her $50 to come to your motelWith a rapid pulse, you decide to sample the wares. Realizing time isyou've ever seen.She has a movie star's face, with the fullest, most inviting lipsand a see-thru blouse that reveals the high quality of the product enclosed.She is wearing fishnet stockings, spiked high-heels, a short miniskirt, resturaunt, under a sign that reads.......Over 10 Billion Served!!She's a bonafide sex goddess! You see her standing outside a fast foodAfter many hours, you spot the lady you are looking for.of a wife of his, and capable of turning his mind to putty.has never experienced. She has to be exceptional, compared to that dogThat night, you go out searching for the type of woman that you know HughHow will you accomplish this?femininity to get to Hugh.As distasteful as it is, your plan involves using this sorry excuse of like Jusbinfuct would marry a miserable wench like this.She represents everything you despise about women. Only a first class dork.....OOOOOOH!! You got me all yucky!!!run in the bathroom afterwards, saying..........You decide that she is the type who, if she did give you some pussy, wouldfaced, flat chested, fat-assed piece of shit. It's enough to make you puke!God!!! What a sorry representation of womanhood! There she stood, the frogIt has been close to being a nightmare! You recall most vividly Hugh's wife.posing with their beaming, stupid looking faces, in front of their church.For days, you recall the gruesome photo of the stupid looking family,in a state of shock.......What a revolting slut..... you mutter at Ole Hugh, who is stillYou throw the picture back on Hugh's desk and stomp out of the office.You are suddenly struck with the perfect plan!!!the smug looking face in the picture...................As you stand there in self fulfilled bliss, watching the glob flow downjizzing gloriously on the damn thing.You grab the picture, and while staring at it intensely, you masturbate,and notice a picture of his wife and someone's kids.You enter his office to harangue him on how screwed up he's got things,he'll cave in....besides, this is much more fun.You figure that if you keep up the same game with Hugh, sooner or later What will you do now?near future.Furthermore, it doesn't seem that he is planning to quit anytime in theanything about it.The CEO is either to shocked by these deeds, or to much of a wimp to do heads are performing similar stunts.Under your leadership, and with your encouragement, the other departmentcrank on his chin.even flinch when you walked up behind him, at his desk, and layed yourdicking his coffee cup and pissing on his desk blotter. Old Hugh didn'tOn your visits to the CEO, you annoy him with such acts as dirtyYou impress your new buddies by bringing paint guns to the next meeting.This not only sounds like a good idea, it sounds fun too.Armed with this information, what will you do?and those guys have never agreed on anything.because that requires a unanimous vote by the Board of Directors,It's impossible for us to get him fired, but also, he can't fire us,They continue.......it is so much fun to hassle him.get in the way. The only reason we come to his meetings, is because.....We Department Heads really run the company. All Hugh does isof useless shit on his computer, which makes our jobs more difficult......All he does is sit at his desk all day and generate a bunch....Why, that peckerhead doesn't know his ass from his elbow!!!They explain to you what a dork ole Jusbinfuct really is......After witnessing this 'roast', what's your next move?Finally, Mr. Jusbinfuct gathers up his shit, and abruptly leaves.This debacle goes on for what seems like hours.come up with shit like that!!', etc, etc.'big fuckin deal!', 'you've got to be pullin my pud!', 'it figures, you'dTypical responses include 'says who?', 'thats what you think!', As he talks, the department heads take the role of professional hecklers.Hugh attempts to start a discussion concerning his demographic research.head with a finely crafted paper replica of a stealth bomber.by spitballs. Gene Splicer, from R&D, scores a hit on the back of hisAs he turns his attention to the easel, he is mercilessly bombardedunder the table, begins shrieking hysterically.The moment he asks for everyone's attention, a laughing box, mountedIt's obvious that Hugh has a problem making eye contact.of the table, he calls the meeting to order.Finally, after looking around the room, at the floor, and at the top charts, and a whole bunch of other shit.look at anyone as he begins to set up an easel with some graphs, pieAbout 20 minutes later Mr. Jusbinfuct arrives. He doesn't attempt toas you slip in and take your seat at the large oak conference table.Throwing paper airplanes and shooting spitballs, they hardly noticebunch of high school kids during a sex education movie.You find instead, your fellow department heads cutting up like a You arrive at the meeting late, expecting a royal ass-chewing.What do you do now?You glance at your watch, and note that today is Tuesday, and it is 8:00.impressed by the verbiage.You don't know what the fuck ole Hugh is talking about, but you areAbsence or tardiness will be noted with disparagement.with decisions gleaned from current cogitation. Attack and Milestones. You will also receive guidance, commensurateThe objective of these deliberations is to discuss the company's Plan ofare conducted each Tuesday at 7:30 AM in the Executive Conference Room.will be required at weekly Department Head meetings. 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