DUDE ON CRUTCHES
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² approaches, wielding his artificial legs like swords.
² walks up with his crutches in hand, swinging them samurai style.
² connects solidly with a crutch, hitting you for 1 damage point.
² beats you over the head with a crutch, doing 2 damage points.
² dogs you with BOTH crutches, creaming you for 4 points of damage.
² just misses you with a crutch and curses in rage.
² aims for your head but hits nothing but air.
² assaults with 2 crutches, but his legs give out and he does no damage.
² clutches at his heart, as he dies.
My death will be avenged, non cripple!