OLD GEEZER
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² accepts your challenge and you assume combat stance.
You and the ² lock gazes as you prepare for a deadly battle.
The ² attacks with his devastating leaky bladder, doing 4 damage!
Urine erupts from the ², dissolving your skin for 8 damage!
Your body is covered with a tidal wave of yellow fluid for 16 damage!
The ² tries to wield his deadly fluid but can't seem to.
Urine erupts from the ² but it just misses.
A giant splash of disgusting yellow fluid just misses you!
The ² dies in a fury of blood and urine.
Someday you'll find blood in your toilet!!!