CRIPPLE SMASH... version .001 -- by Ben Freeman
Ansi Art by Dave Brown

Here's what the critics are saying :

'So much fun I called back as Siskel for another play!'
Roger Ebert

'Certain to be a SMASH!!!'
Time Magazine

'Go Smasher Go Smasher Go! Go Smasher Go Smasher Go!!'
Vanilla Ice, in a promotional advertisement

'Good clean fun.'
Gun Magazine

'So much fun I had to VOMIT!!!'
Ben Freeman, Author of Cripple Smash