SOUL TRAIN DJ DON CORNELIUS
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You groan as ² approaches, microphone in hand.
² engages you for combat, looking a lot like Malcolm X.
² shouts 'the SOUL TRAIN!' at you for 3000 damage.
² plays a corny song and you hear it for 6000 damage!
² talks about the old days for 12000 points of damage!
You manage to cover your ears as ² yells 'the SOUL TRAIN!'!
You block ²'s corny dance song out of your head just in time.
Fortunately, you don't hear ² talking about the old days.
² dances his final twitching hip hop dance of death.
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