@CLS@$NONSTOP$ $GREEN$Welcome $FIRST$, to the @BOARDNAME@! It is now @SYSDATE@ at @SYSTIME@, and you are currently logged on to NODE $NODE$ at $C$, although my modem is locked at $B$ to my serial port number $N$. Some statistics: @USER@ from @CITY@ Voice Phone Number - @HOMEPHONE@ Last on: @LASTDATEON@ at @LASTTIMEON@ for @NUMTIMESON@ calls in total. Enjoy the $TIME$ minutes available to you on this call, and be sure to leave mail addressed to "SYSOP" if you have any problems.