[0] = Z-EE-R-OH-OO-
[10TH] = T-EH-N-TH-
[10] = T-EH-N-
[1200] = T-W-EH-L-V- H-UH-N-D-R-EH-D-
[128] = W-UH-N-T-W-EH-N-T-EE-A-T-
[1ST] = F-U-R-S-T-
[1] = W-UH-N-
[2ND] = S-EH-K-UH-N-D-
[2] = T-OO-
[300] = TH-R-EE- H-UH-N-D-R-EH-D-
[3RD] = TH-U-R-D-
[3] = TH-R-EE-
[49ERS] = F-OH-R- T-EE- N-I-N- U-R-Z-
[49] = F-OH-R-T-EE- N-I-N-
[4] = F-OH-R-
[512] = F-I-V-  T-W-EH-L-V-
[5TH] = F-IH-F-TH-
[5] = F-I-V-
[68000] = S-IH-K-S-T-EE-  A-T-  TH-AA-OOZ-EH-N-D-
[68] = S-IH-K-S-T-EE-  A-T-
[6] = S-IH-K-S-
[7] = S-EH-V-UH-N-
[8TH] = A-TH-
[8] = A-T-
[9] = N-I-N-
[AHHH] = AH- AH- AH-
[AHH] = AH- AH- AH-
[AH] = AH- AH- AH-
[ALF] = AE-L-F
[AMIGA] = AH-M-EE-G-AH-
[ANGER] = AE-N-G-U-R-
[APARTHEID] = UH-P-AH-R-T-I-D-
[APPLE] = AE-P-UL-
[ASCII] = AE-S-K-EE-
[ASSHOLE] = AE-S-H-OH-OO-L-
[ATARI] = UH-T-AH-R-EE-
[ATOMIC] = UH-T-AH-M-IH-K-
[ATOM] = AE-T-U-M
[ATTORNEY] = UH-T-U-R-N-EE-
[AZTEC] = AE-Z-T-EH-K-
[A] = A-EE-
[BAUD] = B-AW-D-
[BE] = B-EE-
[BLOWJOB] = T-EH-L-IH-V-IH-ZH-UH-N-
[BOZO] = B-OH-OO-Z-OH-OO-
[BRB] = B-EE- R-I-T- B-AE-K-
[BTW] = B-EE- TZ-AX W-A-
[BYE] = B-I-EE-
[B] = B-EE-
[CALIFORNIA] = K-AE-L-IH-F-OH-R-N-Y-UH-
[CA] = K-AE-L-IH-F-OH-R-N-Y-UH-
[CHANNEL] = CH-AE-N-EH-L-
[CHI] = CH-IH-K-AH-G-OW
[CIS] = S-EE- I- EH-S-
[COMMODORE] = K-AH-M-AH-D-OH-R-
[COMPILER] = K-UH-M-P-I-L-U-R-
[COMPUSERVE] = K-AW-M-P-Y-OO-S-U-R-V-
[COMPUTER] = K-AW-M-P-Y-OO-T-U-R-
[CONFERENCE] = K-AW-N-F-R-EH-N-S-
[CONFERENCING] = K-AW-N-F-R-EH-N-S-IH-N-G
[CONFIGURATION] = K-AW-N-F-IH-G-Y-U-R-A-SH-UH-N-
[CONF] = K-AW-N-F-U-R-EH-N-S-
[CONOVER] = K-AW-N-OH-OO-V-U-R-
[CO] = S-EE- OH-OO-
[C] = S-EE-
[DAVID] = D-A-V-IH-D-
[DA] = D-EE- A-
[DEATH] = D-EH-TH-
[DEVELOPER] = D-IH-V-EH-L-UH-P-U-R-
[DIAL] = D-I-UL-
[DOMAIN] = D-OH-OO-M-A-N-
[DOUG] = D-UH-G-
[DR.] = D-AW-K-T-U-R-
[D] = D-EE-
[E] = EE-EE-
[FINISH] = F-IH-N-IH-SH-
[FIXED] = F-IH-K-S-T-
[FUCKER] = B-EE-P-U-R-
[FUCK] = B-EE-P-
[FYI] = F-OH-R-X Y-OH-R-X IH-N-F-OH-M-A-SH-UH-N-
[F] = EH-F-F-
[G] = J-EE-
[HE] = H-EE-
[HI] = H-I-
[HMMMMMM] = H-UH-M-M-M-M-M-
[HMMMMM] = H-UH-M-M-M-M-M-
[HMMMM] = H-UH-M-M-M-M-M-
[HMMM] = H-UH-M-M-M-M-M-
[HMM] = H-UH-M-M-M-M-M-
[HM] = H-UH-M-M-M-M-M-
[HYPERDRIVE] = H-I-P-U-R-D-R-I-V-
[H] = H-A-T-CH-
[I] = I-EE-
[J] = J-A-
[K] = K-A-
[L] = EH-L-L-
[MACINTALK] = M-AE-K-IN-T-AH-K
[MACINTOSH] = M-AE-K-IN-T-AW-SH
[MANX] = M-AE-I-N-K-S-
[MATTHEW] = M-AE-TH-Y-OO-
[MAUG] = M-AOG-
[MEANT] = M-EH-N-T-
[MELINDA] = M-EH-L-IH-N-D-UH-
[MENUS] = M-EH-N-Y-OO-S-
[MENU] = M-EH-N-Y-OO-
[ME] = M-EE-
[MFS] = M-AE-K-IH-N-T-AW-SH- F-I-L- S-IH-S-T-EH-M-
[MICHAEL] = M-I-K-EH-L-
[MIDI] = M-EE-D-EE-
[MINI] = M-IH-N-EE-
[MINUTE] = M-IH-N-IH-T-
[MINUTE] = M-IH-N-IH-T-
[MODEM] = M-OH-OO-D-EH-M-
[MODEM] = M-OH-OO-D-EH-M-
[MOTHERFUCKER] = M-UH-M-AH-B-EE-P-U-R-
[MOUSE] = M-AA-OOS-
[MSGS] = M-EH-S-EH-J-EH-Z-
[MSG] = M-EH-S-EH-J-
[M] = EH-M-
[N] = EH-N-
[OF] = UH-V-V-
[OK] = OH-OO-K-A-
[O] = OH-OH-
[PC] = P-EE- S-EE-
[P] = P-EE-
[Q] = K-Y-OO-
[READY] = R-EH-D-EE-
[READ] = R-EE-D-
[RECIPE] = R-EH-S-IH-P-EE-
[REDIT] = A-OR-X-EH-D-IH-T-
[REGULAR] = R-EH-G-Y-OO-L-U-R-
[RESEDIT] = R-EE-S-OH-R-S- EH-D-IH-T-U-R-
[RESOURCES-] = R-EE-S-OH-R-S-EH-Z-
[RESOURCE] = R-EE-S-OH-R-S-
[ROGER] = R-AW-J-U-R-
[ROUTINES] = R-OO-T-EE-N- Z-
[ROUTINE] = R-OO-T-EE-N-
[RSN] = R-EE-L-X S-OO-N- N-AA-OO
[R] = AH-r
[SEARCH] = S-U-R-CH-
[SHAPIRO] = SH-AE-P-IH-R-OH-OO-
[SHHHHH] = SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-
[SHHHH] = SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-
[SHHH] = SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-
[SHH] = SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-
[SHIT] = B-EE-P-
[SH] = SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-
[SNL] = S-AE-T-U-R-D-A- N-I-T- L-I-V-
[SOUHICHI] = S-OO-EE-CH-EE-
[STEINBERG] = S-T-I-N-B-U-R-G-
[SUSHI] = S-OO-SH-EE-
[SYNTHESIZER] = S-IH-N-TH-EH-S-I-Z-U-R-
[SYSOPS] = S-IH-S-AW-P-S-
[SYSOP] = S-IH-S-AW-P-
[S] = EH-S-
[THOMAS] = T-AW-M-AE-S-
[THREAD] = TH-R-EH-D-
[TYMNET] = T-I-M-N-EH-T-
[T] = T-EE-
[USA] = Y-OO-EH-S-A-
[U] = Y-OO-
[VCO] = V-EE- S-EE- OH-OO-OH-OO-
[VIEW] = V-Y-OO-
[VIOLENCE] = V-I-OH-OO-L-EH-N-S-
[VISUAL] = V-IH-ZH-OO-UL-
[VMCO] = V-EE- EH-M-  S-EE- OH-OO-
[VOCABULARY] = V-OH-K-AE-B-Y-UL-EH-R-EE-
[VOCAL] = V-OH-OO-K-AH-L-
[V] = V-EE-
[WE] = W-EE-
[WHOAH] = W-OH-OO-.
[WINDOW] = W-IH-N-D-OH-OO-
[WIZARD] = W-IH-Z-U-R-D-
[WOW] = W-AA-OO
[W] = D-U-B-U-L-Y-OO-
[XMAS] = K-R-IH-S-M-UH-S-
[X] = EH-K-S-
[Y] = W-I-
[Z] = Z-EE-
[{!] = S-T-AW-P- IH-T-
[{$] = K-AW-M-P-Y-OO-S-U-R-V-.
[{0] = L-L-L-R-R-R-Y-Y-Y-L-L-L-R-R-R-Y-Y-Y-L-L-L-R-R-R-Y-Y-Y-L-L-L-R-R-R-Y-Y-Y-L-L-L-R-R-R-Y-Y-Y-
[{1] = M-M-M-N-N-N-W-W-W-M-M-M-N-N-N-W-W-W-M-M-M-N-N-N-W-W-W-M-M-M-N-N-N-W-W-W-
[{2] = J-J-J-K-K-K-V-V-V-D-G-D-G-D-G- J-J-J-K-K-K-V-V-V-D-G-D-G-D-G- J-J-J-K-K-K-D-G-D-G-D-G-
[{3] = F-R-F-R-D-G-D-G-F-R-F-R-D-G-D-G-M-M-N-N-M-M-N-N-M-M-N-N-M-M-
[{4] = L-L-L-M-M-M-R-R-R-N-N-N-Y-Y-Y-W-W-W-L-L-L-M-M-M-R-R-R-N-N-N-Y-Y-Y-W-W-W-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-
[{5] = F-EE-V-R-.
[{6] = S-K-T-R-S-K-T-R-S-K-T-R-S-K-T-R-D-G-D-G-M-M-N-N-M-M-N-N-
[{7] = S-S-OO- S-S-OO- S-S-OO-D-EE-OH-OO-
[{8] = I-D- L-I-K- T-OO- B-EE- UH-N-D-U-R- TZ-UH- S-EE-  IH-N- EH-N- AH-K-T-OH-OO-P-U-S-EH-Z- G-AH-R-D-EH-N-.
[{9] = N-UH-M-B-R- N-I-N-, ,N-UH-M-B-R- N-I-N-,, N-UH-M-B-R- N-I-N-
[{?] = W-I-  OH-OO- W-I-
[{AA] = P-AH-P-AH- H-OO-M-OW- M-AA-OO M-AA-OO P-AH-P-AH- H-OO- M-AA-OO M-AA-OO,
[{AMIGA] = N-OH-OO- P-R-AH-B-L-EH-M-.
[{APPLE] = Y-EH-S-?
[{A] =  R-B-R-B-R-B-J-J-J-J-J-? B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-.
[{BB] = EE-G-U-L- D-R-EE-G-UL- D-R-AE-Z-U-L- D-R-U-M-, T-I-M- F-OH-R-X TH-IH-S- W-U-N- T-OO- K-U-M- H-OH-OO-M-.
[{BOO] = B-OO-OO-OO-OO- H-IH-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S- B-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-.
[{BUZZ] = B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-?
[{BYE] = OH-OO-R-EH-V-W-UH-R-
[{B] =  ZH-ZH-ZH-ZH-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-Z-H-ZH-ZH-ZH-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-
[{CAROL] = D-EH-K-, TH-EE- H-AW-L-XZ- W-IH-TH- B-AA-OOZ- UH-V-  H-AH- L-EE-, F-AH- L-AH- L-AH- L-AH-L-AH-, L-AH-L-AH-, L-AH-, L-AH-
[{CHIRP] = T-R-B-T-R-B-T-R-B-T-R-B-T-R-B-T-
[{CC] = OO-, EE-, OO- AH-  AH-, T-IH-N-G- T-AH-N-G-, W-AH-L-AH- W-AH-L-AH- B-IH-N-G- B-I-N-G-
[{CHOO] = K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-K-SH-
[{CIS] = M-UH-N-EE- M-UH-N-EE- M-OH-R-X M-UH-N-EE- M-UH-N-EE- M-OH-R-X M-UH-N-EE- M-UH-N-EE-
[{C] = K-TZ-K-TZ-K-TZ-K-TZ-K-TZ-K-TZ-K-TZ-K-TZ-
[{DALLAS] = G-OH-OO-, K-AA-OOB-OH-EE-Z-.
[{DAVE] = D-A-V-Z- N-AW-T- H-EE-R-X.
[{DD] = D-U-B-IH-T-EE-D-U-B-IH-T-EE-D-U-B-IH-T-EE-D-U-B-IH-T-EE-
[{DELPHI] = H-AOO- TH-AE-T-?
[{DOLPHINS] = D-AE-N-EE- M-OW-R-EE-N-OH-OO-, IH-Z- A- B-A-B-EE-.
[{DRINK] = T-L-T-L-T-L-T-L-T-L- D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G- T-L-T-L-T-L-T-L- D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-
[{D] = TZ-D-? B-B-B-B- CH-CH-CH-CH- SH-SH-SH-SH-
[{EAT] = CTZ-CTZ-CTZ-CTZ-CTZ- D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G- CTZ-CTZ-CTZ-CTZ-CTZ- D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G- S-P-S-P-S-P- CH-P- CH-P- CH-P- CH-P-. M-M-M-M-.
[{EE] = EE- R-R-R-R- EE- P-OO-P- EE- R-R-R-R- EE- P-OO-P- B-Z-I-B-Z-I- K-IH-CH-EE- K-OO-CH-
[{E] = OH-OO-B-B-B-B-B-OH-OO-B-B-B-B-B-OH-OO-B-B-B-B-B-
[{FF] = F-EE-G-AH-D-OH-OO- F-EE-G-AH-D-OH-OO-
[{F] = AH-M-AH-L-AH-M-AH-L-AH-M-AH-L-AH-M-AH-L-AH-M-
[{GG] = G-R-R-R-G-B-B-G-R-R-G-B-B-
[{GRGL] = G-R-G-L-G-R-G-L-G-R-G-L-G-R-G-L-G-R-G-L-
[{G] = G-Y-SH-G-Y-SH-G-Y-SH-G-Y-SH-
[{HA] = H-AH- H-AH- H-AH- H-AH- H-EE- H-EE- H-EE- H-EE- H-OH- H-OH- H-OH- H-OH- H-AH- H-AH- H-AH- H-AH-.
[{HB] = H-AE-P-EE- B-U-R-TH-D-A- T-OO- Y-OO-, H-AE-P-EE- B-U-R-TH-D-A- T-OO- Y-OO-, H-AE-P-EE- B-U-R-TH-D-A- D-EE-R- B-OH-OO-Z-OH-OO-, H-AE-P-EE- B-U-R-TH-D-A- T-OO- Y-OO-.
[{HH] = H-EE-CH- H-CH- H-I-CH- H-CH- H-EE-CH- H-CH- H-I-CH- H-CH-
[{HORN] = R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-
[{HYPERDRIVE] = I- H-OH-OO-P- Y-OO-V- G-AW-T- EH-V-R-EE- TH-IH-N-G- B-AE-K-D- UH-P-
[{H] = H-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-C
[{IBM] = IH-N-K-R-EH-D-IH-B-L-EE- B-OH-R-XEE-N-G- M-AH-SH-EE-N-
[{II] = IH-N-U-G-AH-D-AH-D-AH-V-EE-D-AH-
[{I] = I-EE-I-EE-I-EE-I-EE-I-EE-I-EE-
[{JINGLE] = J-IH-N-G-G-UL- B-EH-L-Z-, J-IH-N-G-G-UL- B-EH-L-Z-, J-IH-N-G-G-UL- AOL-X TH-UH- W-A-, OH-OO- W-AH-T- F-UH-N- IH-T- IH-Z- T-OO- R-I-D- IH-N- AH- W-AH-N- H-OH-S-OH-OO-P-EH-N- S-L-A-.
[{JJ] = J-CH- J-CH- J-CH- J-CH-, J-EE-P-U-R-Z-, J-CH- J-CH- J-CH- J-CH-
[{J] = J-CJ-CJ-CJ-CJ-G-R-G-R-G-R-G-R-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-
[{KK] = K-OO-CH-EE- K-OO-CH-EE- K-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-
[{KISS] = S-S-S-S-S-S-S-M-OO-CH-CH-
[{K] = K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-
[{LL] = L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N- EH-L-EH-L-EH-L-EH-L-EH-L- L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N-L-M-N-
[{LOPEZ] = S-T-IH-K-EH-M- UH-P-.
[{L] = N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-H-EE-H-EE-
[{MIAMI] = V-I-S-
[{MM] = M-EH-L-T-Z- IH-N- Y-OH-R-X M-AA-OOTH-, N-AW-T- IH-N- Y-OH-R-X H-AE-N-D-.
[{MR.ROGERS] = IH-T-Z- UH- W-UH-N-D-U-R-F-UH-L- D-A- IH-N- TZ-EE- N-A-B-U-R-H-U-D-, W-U-D- Y-OO- B-EE- M-I- N-A-B-U-R-?
[{MR.] = IH-T-Z- UH- W-UH-N-D-U-R-F-UH-L- D-A- IH-N- TZ-EE- N-A-B-U-R-H-U-D-, W-U-D- Y-OO- B-EE- M-I- N-A-B-U-R-?
[{M] = M-N- M-N- M-N- M-N- G- N-G- G- N-G- G- EE-K- H-SH- H-SH-
[{NFL] = G-OH-OO- N-I-N-U-R-Z-.
[{NIGHT] = N-AA-OO IH-T-S- T-I-M- T-OO- S-A- G-U-D-N-I-T-,G-U-D-N-I-T-,S-L-EE-P- T-I-T-
[{NN] = N-CH-N-CH-N-CH-N-CH- EH-N-EH-N-EH-N-EH-N-EH-N- N-CH-N-CH-N-CH-N-CH-, N-OH-OO-B-AH-D-EE- D-U-Z-IH-T- B-EH-T-U-R-.
[{NYAH] = N-Y-AE- N-Y-AE-.
[{N] = N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G-N-G- C K-K-K-K- R-R-R-R-R- M-M-M-M-M- EE-
[{OO] = OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-
[{O] = OH-OO-OH-OO-OH-OO-OH-OO-OH-OO-OH-OO-H-CH-CH-CG-R-B-R-G-R-B-R-G-R-B-R-
[{PEREZ] = D-AE-D-EE-
[{PP] = P-P-P-EE-CH-P-I-CH-P-U-CH-P-P-P-
[{P] = P-IH-M-P-IH-M-G-R-B-R-K-K- P-IH-M-P-IH-M-G-R-B-R-K-K-
[{QQ] = K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-K-W-
[{Q] = K-Y-ZH-K-Y-ZH- R-R-G- B-R-R-R- M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M- K-K-K-K-K-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-G-D-
[{RR] = H-EE- H-EE- H-AH- H-AH- H-OH-OO- H-OH-OO- H-AH- H-AH-
[{R] = R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-
[{SEX] = H-AH-M-P- H-AH-M-P- H-AH-M-P- H-AH-M-P- I-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE- I-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-EE-, OO-OO-OO-. AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-.
[{SNORE] = W-H-R- W-H-R- W-H-R- W-H-R- W-H-R-OH-OO-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-N-N-N-N-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-
[{SQ] = S-K-W-SH-S-K-W-SH-S-K-W-SH-S-K-W-SH-
[{SS] = AH-K-T-U-N-G-
[{STC] = H-A-OO- TH-AE-T-?
[{S] = S-D-G-S-D-G-ZH-S-D-G-S-D-G-ZH-S-D-G-S-D-G-
[{TT] = T-IH-P-T-OH-OO- TH-R-OO- TH-UH- T-OO-L-IH-P-Z- W-IH-TH- M-EE-
[{T] = N-G-N-G-N-G- C N-G-N-G-N-G- C N-G-N-G-N-G- R-R-G- R-R-G- T-ZH-T-ZH-
[{UU] = OO-OO-M-OO-OO-N-OO-OO-Z-OO-OO-B-OO-OO-K-OO-OO-R-OO-OO-T-OO-OO-Z-
[{U] = Y-W-G-R-Y-W-G-R-Y-W-G-R-Y-W-G-R-T-L-T-L-
[{VERSION] = TH-IS- IZ- P-EE- CEE- V-EE- CEE- AU, V-U-R-ZH-UH-N- T-OO- P-OH-EE-N-T- T-OO-.
[{VERSION] = TZ-IH-S- IH-Z- V-EE- S-EE- OH-OO-, V-U-R-ZH-UH-N- T-OO- P-OH-EE-N-T- T-OO-.
[{VMCO] = H-AOO- TH-AE-T-?
[{VV] = V-V-IH-V-V-IH-D-L-EE- V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-V-A-G-
[{V] = V-R-G-N-V-R-G-N-V-R-G-N-T-L-T-L-
[{WW] = W-AA-OO-W-EE-
[{W] = W-SH-T-L- W-SH-T-L- W-SH-T-L-, D-G-D-G-D-G- J-TZ- C K- K-K-K-K-K
[{XX] = I- D-OO- N-AW-T- L-I-K- TH-EH-M- S-AE-M- I- AE-M-, I- D-OO- N-AW-T- L-I-K- G-R-EE-N- EH-K-S- AE-N-D- H-AE-M-.
[{X] = F-EE- F-I- F-OH-OO- F-UH-M-
[{Y] = B-EE- K-AW-Z-.
[{ZZ] = Z-EE- Z-EE- T-AW-P-
[{Z] = G-R-G-L- K-K D-G-D-G-D-G- N-G-T-L- N-G-T-L- D-G-D-G-D-G- K-K-K-K H-SH-H-SH-H-SH- B-Z-B-Z-B-Z-B-Z-B-Z-B-Z- T-L-T-L-T-L-T-L-?