1PCBoard version 14.5 PCBTEXT file                                              7Leave a note to the Head Hoser? (Enter)=No Way!                                3  What kind of 'puter U use                                                    1Access Denied - Upcoming Event Pending ...                                     1So like your time is up eh?                                                    1Take off eh! - Unauthorized name match on @USER@!                              1Take off eh! - You are like banned from this System!                           1Take off eh! - Too many Password Failures!                                     1Take off eh! - You refused to Complete Registration!                           1Take off eh! - Remote DOS Password Failure!                                    1Take off eh! - @USER@ is on another Node!                                      1Go get soaked eh.  You're not welcome here eh?                                 1Too many Security Violation(s) - Take off you hoser!                           1No more room in the fridge for your back bacon..                               1What have you been smokin hosehead?  You can't do that!                        1Callers must know p/w to read message!  Continue (Enter)=No Way                1Protocol Unavailable - Modem Type Wrong!                                       0Error in message merge request ...                                             7Password to Read Message (ENTER alone aborts)                                  1Network Error - Aborting ...                                                   1Printer Off-Line ...                                                           3Enter the Security password desired                                            2Reply to Msgs: (#), (#), (Enter)=No Way                                        1Path error in system configuration!                                            1Selection not available in local mode.                                         1Awww... you went and broke it hosehead!                                        1Here's a Sysop touque.  Put it on, eh?                                         0Sorry, Graphics Mode is like broken eh....                                     1Automatic Hosehead turf completed... Good day!                                 1CAUTION: Insure all other nodes are at the DOS prompt!                         1All the burners on the Coleman are full!                                       1ASCII transfer is not available on a binary file!                              1NOTE: Transfer must end with a (Ctrl-Z)!  That means what it says, eh?         0None                                                                           1Error reading data file ...                                                    1Error entering password!                                                       7 file restored - backup copy lost!                                             1Disk Full - System presently unavailable.                                      1Error packing file!                                                            1Insufficient Memory for PCBoard operation!                                     1Error saving information!                                                      1Remote Event Failed to Execute!                                                1Error while attempting to SHELL to DOS!                                        1Registration file missing!  Please tell the Head Hoser!                        1Error reading Script Questionnaire                                             1Error reading Message base in use!                                             1Unable to exit to DOS - no REMOTE.SYS file found!                              1Wait a sec.  You're confoozing me...                                           6Messages Successfully Packed & Purified!                                       1Node CHAT conflict - aborting!                                                 1All Network Nodes are NOT inactive!  Aborting ...                              1Geez hosehead, can't you like enter a longer name?                             1No Script Questionnaires are available @FIRST@ ...                             3(R) to Re-enter Yer Name hosehead, or (C) to logon as a New Hoser              2Would you like some beer and some backbacon FIRST@? (Enter)=Ok eh?             1While you were getting that last beer, I said good day!                        1Take off eh!  Hit the right keys you Hosehead ...                              1Sorry @FIRST@, that's my beer eh ...                                           2I'm going to write down your address so I can get my Coleman back, Ok?         1Turfing Hosehead!  Not from the Great White North eh?                          3 Hosehead Name to Find (Enter)=None                                            3Enter the beauty to Download (Enter)=No Way                                    3Enter the beauty to View (Enter)=No Way                                        3Menu Letter/Command like you need Help with (Enter)=Go Away                    3Topic to join for today? (Enter)=None                                          3Node # to Auto-Logoff (Enter)=None                                             3Node # to View, (A)ll or (Enter)=None                                          3So like, what do you want to answer? (Enter)=None eh                           3Hey you!  Gimmie a smoke eh (Enter)=No way!                                    3Do you want Door #1 or Door #2 or the box up there eh?                         3What do you want me to look for eh? (Enter)=Nothin'                            3Search for smokes (wildcards OK eh) (Enter)=No Way                             2Date as (mmddyy) to search from (Enter)=                                       1Hoser already HAS a Sysop touque hosehead!                                     1Sorry hoser, you're not registered in the Topic @OPTEXT@                       1Error in Download Path Information!                                            1CAUTION: Good Day in ( ) min.!  Watch out eh.                                  2Message # to Activate (Enter)=None                                             1No more beer here.  Look for a party to raid eh.                               2Pack the Message Base (Enter)=No                                               1Delete the Caller's log (Enter)=No way!                                        2Purge older than (Enter)=010180                                                2Count to ten during repack (Enter)=No Way!                                     1NEW low starting Message # (Enter)=Abort                                       2Fill in the Crossword? (Enter)=No Way!                                         1Do you want to delete this line (Enter)=No (Easy, eh?)                         2Pack the User's file (Enter)=No                                                1File is already there eh.  Kill it (Enter)=Nope                                2View other Conference hosers (Don't get rude eh)                               2Purge RECEIVED+PRIVATE Msgs (Enter)=No                                         2Exit to DOS (Enter)=No                                                         2Reference Message number purification proceeding ...                           1Wrong password entered hosehead ...                                            1There is no such line @FIRST@ ... geez, what a hosehead                        1Sorry @FIRST@, there is no Message #                                           1Take off eh!  You can't kill Message #                                         1You can't do that hosehead!  Geez, take off eh?                                6Page ends in 30 seconds, give or take eh? .                                    7I'll keep drinking... you look for cops.                                       1  @FIRST@, press (Enter) and you'll like leave it alone, eh?                   7SHELL completed on (                                                           2Page Length now set to                                                         1There's nobody here by that name in this Topic ...                             7Beauty!  Crossword ( ) Info. Saved .                                           1Automatic User Boot Completed ...                                              2Keep `LOCKED OUT' users (Enter)=Ok!                                            2Purge older than (Enter)=010180                                                2Keep hosers whose security => (Enter)=100                                      7User's File successfully packed!                                               1 SHARE Not Loaded!                                                             1Sorry hoser, like those two passwords don't match.                             3      What did you just say                                                    3Enter user's Security Level                                                    3Phone # calling from now is                                                    3   Home or Voice phone # is                                                    3     Belongs to what Topics                                                    1We're like real sorry eh, but our event is coming soon.                        1You can't skip this question hosehead!  Nice try, eh.                          1Sorry @FIRST@, only real names are like allowed eh ...                         1Insufficient security for Viewing (@OPTEXT@)                                   1Geez hosehead, that DOOR selected isn't available eh?                          1Sorry @FIRST@, no Network is active eh?                                        6Enter (U) to bum a smoke while awaiting other hoser ...                        7Thanks eh @FIRST@, your registration information is saved.                     1Sorry @FIRST@, PACK not available from remote ...                              1Error saving message ...                                                       1Error in User's file ...                                                       1Error reading file for input ...                                               1The big Hosehead has like gone for beer eh?                                    0Head Hoser - Busy                                                              0Hoser - Busy                                                                   0DOS - Busy                                                                     0DOS - Not Busy                                                                 0Printer is Off                                                                 0Alarm is Off                                                                   0Page Bell is Off                                                               0(F9) Toggles Display (On/Off)                                                  1Hey look ya hoser!  Fresh Doughnuts!  Beauty.                                  1Hey hosehead.  Not enough time to download (@OPTEXT@)                          1Insufficient disk space for complete upload!                                   1Sorry @FIRST@, uploads are currently disabled!                                 17-E-1 Operation in Effect.                                                     3DOS function to execute (Enter)=None                                           3Enter your logon password below to continue ...                                1Take off!  Quit hitting <return> hosehead!                                     1(Ctrl-K) or (Ctrl-X) Aborts, (Ctrl-S) leaves ya hangin eh?                     3Enter new length (0)=continuous, (Enter)=No Change                             1Message Base Error!  Attempting to continue ...                                7     So how's it going eh                                                      0Do you want like colours and stuff? (Enter)=No Way                             3(R)e-enter Hosehead's Name or (C)ontinue on                                    2Checking your driver's licence.  Hey!  You can't drink and drive ya hoser!     3    Password (One word eh!)                                                    7Looking fer the file hosehead.  Don't go away eh ...                           1There is already a file by that name eh.                                       2Msg Scan: (A)ll, (C)urrent, (S)ince, (Q)uick, (L)ong, (Enter)=No Way!          3Join Group CHAT Session (Enter)=No Way!                                        0Awaiting Event Timer - All activity suspended ...  leave me hangin eh?         7Sts Msg#    Ref#    To              From            Topic                      1(@OPTEXT@) Sorry hoser, download bytes left available are @BYTESLEFT@ eh?      3So like, tell me about this file @OPTEXT@ eh?                                  2If you want to do it in 'Private' add one of these (/) (Not the bracket eh)    3Everybody say 'Beauty'!                                                        2(A), (C), (D), (E), (F), (H), (I), (L), (Q), (S), (U)                          3A)brt,C)ont,D)el,E)dit,F)ullScr,H)elp,I)nsert,L)ist,Q)uote,S)ave,U)pldMsg      0Modem Reset Error .                                                            2That's the board for today, so like good day!                                  3(A), (C), (D), (F), (L), (P), (Q), (S), (U), (#), (+/-)                        3A)dd, C)hange, D)el, F)ind, L)ist, P)rint, Q)uit, S)can, U)ndel, (#)           3        To:~                                                                   3      From:~                                                                   3     Topic:~                                                                   1Unable to write your name.  - Aborting eh?                                     2(A)dd, (L)ist, (M)odify, (P)rint, (S)can users, (Enter)=Quit eh?               1Number of Hosers Purged:                                                       7The Head Hoser who runs this thing Chatting at~                                7Beauty transfer eh, @FIRST@.                                                   1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid filename!                                             2Creating Temporary Index File .                                                1(This can like take several minutes to complete.  Maybe go for a beer eh?)     3Writing Quick Index Files - Please Wait ...                                    3Quick Index Files Successfully Written!                                        17-E-1 Operation Not Available!  Call using 8-N-1 Modem Settings!               1PCBPACK Security Level Fail!                                                   7Board's gettin loaded.  Hang on, eh ...                                        1User Record Number Bad!  Take off!                                             1Error Reading File (                                                           0 Aborted using~                                                                0 Completed using~                                                              1Disk Error Attempting to write block!                                          0Ring Detected -~                                                               0Press (Space) to say Good day eh, (Esc) to take off.                           6Minutes Used: @OPTEXT@                                                         3         Topic for today is                                                    1  Lock the beer (H)=help eh                                                    2Msg # to Begin Search from (@OPTEXT@)                                          3(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, Ok eh                                           2(@TIMELEFT@ min left eh?), (H)elp, End of Message Command                      2How are you going to carry all of that beer hosehead?                          3        To (Enter)=`ALL' eh                                                    3         Topic for today is                                                    1Error in filename request!                                                     6G'day, and welcome back to the board eh.~                                      1Creating New Message Index File .                                              7On-Line update of hoser's record completed.                                    1Only ASCII and Kermit Protocols supported at 7-E-1!                            1Number of Msgs Purged :                                                        1Number of Bytes Purged:                                                        7@X07@OPTEXT@ @X0Cnot found in Hosehead file.                                   3Lookout hoser!  Two lines left before message is full ...                      0(Screen Display On)                                                            0Someone is swiping files on (                                                  2(V)iew, (P)rint, (S)can, (D)elete Caller's Log, (Enter)=Quit                   2(V)iew, (P)rint Users, (Enter)=Quit                                            1) was not found in line                                                        0Carrier Lost!  Ah, Take off!                                                   5(Enter) Starts, (Ctrl-X) Stops it eh?                                          5(Ctrl-X) like Stops the Transfer                                               1File Size is `0' - Aborting ...                                                7Head Hoser's CHAT ended at~                                                    2Edit: (T)o, (F)rom, (S)ubject, Refer (N)um, (R)ead, (P)rotection               7  'Echo' Message, (Enter)=@OPTEXT@                                             3Text Entry Command                                                             3(H)elp, (1-@NUMDIR@), File Scam List Command                                   3(H)elp, (1-@NUMBLT@), Bulletin List Command                                    1 wants to share a beer with you eh ...                                         2To respond, at the Main Command line enter (CHAT) (@OPTEXT@)                   3Node CHAT: (#), (G)roup, (U)navailable, (H)elp, (Enter)=No Way!                3Node CHAT: (#), (G)roup, (A)vailable, (H)elp, (Enter)=No Way!                  1Sorry @FIRST@, the hosehead doesn't want to talk to you eh.                    7Node CHAT ended at~                                                            7Node CHAT entered at~                                                          0 exited Node CHAT at~                                                          0Doesn't want to talk about it.                                                 6(Q) or (E) to Quit, (U) for other hosers.  I need a beer eh?                   1Turn CTS checking off inside PCBSetup!                                         0Receiving ASCII file (                                                         0  NTS      Block    C/Err    T/Err                                             2Enter your text. (Enter) alone to end. (72 chars/line, lines max eh?)          1(Esc) to Abort.                                                                3Name that file (Enter)=None (beauty joke eh?)                                  1Error executing View of file (@OPTEXT@)                                        2View executed on file (@OPTEXT@)  Beauty!                                      7Checking View request.  Hold on for a second, eh?                              1) is an invalid view filename!                                                 2Default Doughnut set to~                                                       1Error reading PCBPROT.DAT!  Aborting ...                                       1Disk Error attempting to begin upload - aborting!                              3This is how we play 'Name that beer':                                          2    (Q)uit or (E)xit to Quit                                                   2    (U)sers to View Node CHAT Status                                           2    (H)elp or (?) You know that eh.                                            1(CALLWAIT.SCR) missing from `default' drive.                                   7Loading PCBPack module.  Please wait ...                                       1PCBPack module not found!  Pack request unsuccessful ...                       1MODEM ERROR: CD true on code load ...                                          1You already exist.  Beauty eh?                                                 3 What's the Hosers first name                                                  3 What's the Hoser's last name                                                  3So like, what's your first name                                                3 Ok, and so then your last name                                                1Some hosehead's been messing with the code - Program halted!                   1(PCBNDX. ) Quick Index File Unavailable ...                                    1(PCBNDX. ) Quick Index File Out of Sync.  Repack to Fix!                       2Please wait - Adding @USER@ to Quick Index File ...                            3        Where are you at eh                                                    3 Reg. Exp. Date (as mmddyy)                                                    3   Exp. Reg. Security Level                                                    3 Exp. Reg. Conference Info.                                                    3Special Comment/Record Info                                                    1Sorry, @OPTEXT@ bps is not supported ...  Too slow eh?                         1@OPTEXT@ bps is supported from @OFFHOURS@.                                     1System has gone fer doughnuts eh....                                           1Record updated.  Everybody say 'beauty'.                                       3Node # to Drop to DOS (Enter)=None                                             1Sorry @FIRST@, no Bulletins are presently available.                           1Sorry @FIRST@, no DOORS are presently available.                               1Sorry @FIRST@, no Directories are presently available.                         1Sorry @FIRST@, no Topics are presently available!                              3 ---   ---------------------   -----------------------------                   2How do you want to carry that beer eh? (Enter) or (N)=Abort                    1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid Topic selection eh?                                   1(@OPTEXT@) is an invalid DOOR selection eh?                                    7Checkin' Directory                                                             2So like, Page Length is currently set to                                       1Uploads Not Accepted on File Format (@OPTEXT@)                                 2 (#)   Status                  Hoser                                           7Beauty colours eh ...                                                          0Colours are now off @FIRST@ ...                                                7Logoff Information Saved.                                                      1Take off!  Transfer Aborted ...                                                1Sorry @FIRST@, you can't do that eh.                                           1Sorry @FIRST@, you can't do that eh.                                           0Scheduled Event ran at~                                                        0Hoser Exited to DOS at~                                                        0Viewed Text file (                                                             3Look for some beer and back bacon? (Enter)=OK eh                               2New Info                                                                       1PWRD's file missing from disk!                                                 1FSEC file missing from disk!                                                   3Name that beer eh (Enter)=@OPTEXT@                                             3Carbon Copy To (Enter)=None                                                    0Opened Door (@OPTEXT@)                                                         6No Hoser this Node                                                             6Available for CHAT                                                             6Is in the can eh?                                                              6Good Day Pending                                                               6CHAT Request Sent                                                              6Hoser Unavailable eh                                                           6Scamming some Files                                                            6Entering a Message                                                             6CHATTING with Group                                                            6Drop to DOS Pending                                                            6CHATTING with Node~                                                            6Waiting for Node~                                                              1Incorrect Download Password for File (@OPTEXT@)                                1Incorrect Upload Password for File (@OPTEXT@)                                  1Incorrect View Password for File (@OPTEXT@)                                    1Incorrect Password for DOOR (@OPTEXT@)                                         1Disk Error in Line                                                             1Sorry hoser, I can't like find the file (                                      0Bulletin Read:~                                                                1Input File Name                                                                3File Selected: ~                                                               3Doughnut Type: ~                                                               3            Select Topic(s)                                                    1(@OPTEXT@) not found on disk.  What a bummer eh?                               2Good day. So, how's it goin eh~                                                2Joined                                                                         3Local password                                                                 2Enter the Message # to Kill (Enter)=None                                       6                            (                                                  0Back from DOS at~                                                              2So like, gooday eh?  This is @OPTEXT@.~~                                       7Message Restored:~                                                             1Message Killed:~                                                               0Comment Left:~                                                                 0Message Left:~                                                                 7Saving Comment #                                                               7It's a beauty eh. Saving Msg #                                                 0    (Enter) continues on with display                                          0    (Y) yes, continue on with display                                          0    (N) no, stop displaying this text                                          0    (NS) continue reading in non-stop mode  Confoozed yet?                     0    (D) download a file, then continue displaying files                        0    (U) upload a file, then continue displaying files                          0    (V) View a file, then continue displaying files  Ya lost me...             2  # Msgs Found:                                                                1PACK USER'S FILE BEFORE CONTINUING! (Menu Select # 8)                          0Password Failure (@OPTEXT@)                                                    7Beauty you can do it with your eyes shut                                       7Open your eyes now hoser, the cops gone.                                       3Files: (1-@NUMDIR@), (A), (U), (Enter)=None eh                                 3Files: (1-@NUMDIR@), (A)ll, (U)ploads, (Enter)=None eh                         0Alt-> F=Out I=In N=Next X=DOS P=Printer T=FmFeed F1/F2=Time F9/F10=Security    01=SyPrv 2=LkOut 3=Print 4=Bell 5=SHELL 6=Reg 7=Alarm 8=HngUp 9=Screen 10=Chat  1Network Delay - Please Hang on @FIRST@ ...                                     3Download Time:~                                                                3Download Size:~                                                                3Total Will Be:~                                                                3Upload Drive :                                                                 2 Bytes Free Disk Space                                                         1Thread Read Terminated ...                                                     1Message Number Memorized ...                                                   1Message Text Search Terminated ...                                             0  ÄÄÄÄÄ    ÄÄÄÄÄ    ÄÄÄÄÄ    ÄÄÄÄÄ                                             3Upload Status:                                                                 1  I'll look at it later OK?                                                    1  Posted right away. Beauty eh?                                                0 Hoser Num.:                                                                   0Topic Areas:~                                                                  0Lst Date On:~                                                                  0Expire Date:~                                                                  0# Times On :                                                                   0Page Length:                                                                   0Expert Mode: On                                                                0Expert Mode: Off                                                               0Security Lv:                                                                   0# Downloads:                                                                   0# Uploads  :                                                                   0Bytes Avail:                                                                   0L/Msg. Read:                                                                   0High Msg. #:                                                                   0Active Msgs:                                                                   0Tr/Protocol:~                                                                  3Operational Languages Available:                                               1You can't talk that way here hosehead.                                         3How do you want me to say that? (Enter)=No change eh                           7Goodday and welcome to the Canadian Language, eh?                              1No language there, eh.                                                         2 minutes (approximate)                                                         1SHELL Batch file Missing (                                                     0Resetting Packet ...                                                           0Resetting Modem ...                                                            0System is Ready For Hosers                                                     3 min. left)                                                                    3(@X0C@TIMELEFT@@X0E min. left) @CONFNAME@ >> What do you want to do eh         7Scanning~                                                                      7Great White North...                                                           0 Topic                                                                         0Donut Shop                                                                     0Normal Exit ...                                                                0            (M123456789012345678901234567890123456789)                         1Take off? (Enter)=No Way!                                                      7Text Entry Aborted ...                                                         3Delete Line #                                                                  1Sorry @FIRST@, unable to Insert another line!                                  3Before Line #                                                                  3Which line do you want to edit @FIRST@                                         0Head Hoser Paged at~                                                           0Hanging Up Phone ...                                                           0Going Off-Hook ...                                                             6Abandoned                                                                      1(@OPTEXT@) Menu Selection is not available @FIRST@.                            3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the password for uploading                                    3Enter today's word to open the DOOR                                            3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the password for viewing                                      3(@OPTEXT@) Enter the password for downloading                                  2So like, press (Enter) to continue                                             1Insufficient security for DOOR (@OPTEXT@)                                      2Edit: (T)o, (F)rom, (S)ubject, Refer (N)um, (R)ead, (P)rotection, (E)cho       1Sorry @FIRST@, no NEWS is like good news eh!                                   3  Msgs For You:~                                                               3 Msgs From You:~                                                               3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Scan Command                                       3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Read Command                                       0==(  Upload Directory  )=============================================          7Carrier Lost - Hoser Exited Chat.                                              1Insufficient Download Security for (@OPTEXT@)                                  7      Hoser's Log Viewed                                                       7      Directory Scan for (@OPTEXT@)                                            1      Hoser's File Viewed                                                      1Sorry @FIRST@, Insufficient Security for 'From' edit!                          0Turning off DTR ..                                                             1You dropped the beer Hoser! - Aborting!                                        1Line has been deleted ...                                                      7 has gone fer doughnuts.  Wait for a sec eh ...                                0Type `Exit' to return to PCBoard ...                                           3  Enter (Oldtext;Newtext) or (Enter) alone for `no change'.                    7Date:                               Number:                                    3  To:                               Refer#:                                    2From:                                 Read: REPLIES HERE EH                    2From:                                 Read: OK EH                              2From:                                 Read: (N/A)                              2From:                                 Read: NO WAY                             6Subj:                               Status: HOSEHEAD ONLY                      6Subj:                               Status: GROUP PASSWORD                     6Subj:                               Status: SENDER PASSWORD                    6Subj:                               Status: PUBLIC MESSAGE                     1Drive Error - Pack and/or Defrag to Fix!                                       0(Error Correcting Modem Detected)                                              0Temp. Time Remaining:~                                                         0Temp. Security Level:~                                                         1Fixing File ...                                                                1Not Using Head Hoser Record #1 - Pack not Available!                           1 (Greater Than 254)                                                            1Pack Message Base Before Continuing!                                           1No Security Level Match in PWRD's File!                                        0Free Msg #s:                                                                   0Low Msg. # :                                                                   0Defined #'s:                                                                   2Generate ONLY a New Index File (Enter)=No                                      1Assign More Message BLOCKS using PCBSetup!                                     0MBase Scans:~                                                                  0Exprd Areas:~                                                                  3Move Message to what Topic #                                                   1Topic Message Base Not Available!                                              0Message Moved: #                                                               0            (----------1---------2---------3---------)                         3Recent Additions                                                               0(Esc) Exit, () () (PgUp) (PgDn) (Home) (End) Scrolls, (Space) Tags/Untags    0Scroll Lines Above Cursor:                                                     0Scroll Lines Below Cursor:                                                     0(Generic Hoser Message)                                                        2(G)o for more beer, (A)bort Batch, (Enter)=Continue eh                         5(Ready to Send in Batch Mode)                                                  1Unable to build batch transfer file!                                           1Sorry, no beer left in the fridge.                                             7Batch Transfer Ended.                                                          1Output File Name                                                               3Batch Download Time:~                                                          3Batch Download Size:~                                                          3Batch Protocol Type: ~                                                         2(A)ll Abort Detected. Continue with scan (Enter)=OK eh                         2Conf:                            Read Type: GENERAL EH                         2Conf:                            Read Type: THREAD READ                        2Conf:                            Read Type: TEXT SCAN                          2Conf:                            Read Type: MAIL FOR YOU                       2Conf:                            Read Type: MAIL FROM YOU                      2Conf:                            Read Type: TO OR FROM YOU                     2(G)oodbye after File scam, (A)bort File scam (Enter)=Continue                  1Error writing capture file.  Capture disabled ...                              1Capture Aborted.  Read Pointers Restored ...                                   1Goodday in 10 seconds. (H)angup now or (Ctrl-K) to cancel                      2Capture file is empty - Don't kill bugs.                                       3Total Messages Captured for Download =>                                        5Sending Beer(s) - Grab your opener ...                                         0Breakin in! Call cops!                                                         3     Use Full Screen Editor                                                    6Full Screen Editor requires a brain eh.                                        3Download all Flagged Beers                                                     1New Bulletin(s):                                                               0Hoser attempted to logon as:~                                                  3Perform (S)oundex Search, (R)e-enter Hoser's Name or like (C)ontinue on        3(U)se Found Name, (S)earch for more, (R)e-enter Name or like (C)ontinue on     3QUOTE: Starting line number, (Q) to Quit                                       3QUOTE: Ending line number, (Q) to Quit                                         7Like I'm busy eh.  Hold on...                                                  6Insufficient Memory for Operation @OPTEXT@                                     0Sysop - Not Busy                                                               0Hoser - Not Busy                                                               0PCBSysMgr                                                                      0PCBFiler                                                                       0PCBSetup                                                                       0SYSTEM Statistics                                                              0PCBMoni                                                                        0Reset Stats                                                                    0No Printer                                                                     0Printer is On                                                                  0Alarm is On                                                                    0Page Bell is On                                                                0Login as a regular Hoser.  Callers will get a busy signal.                     0Login as a regular Hoser.  RING Alert will be activated.                       0Toggle printer off or on.  When on callers log is echoed to printer.           0Run PCBoard System Manager for USERS File maintenance.                         0Choose between System-Wide and Node-Specific Statistics Display                0Login as the Head Hoser.  Callers will get a busy signal eh.                   0Login as the Head Hoser.  RING Alert will be activated eh.                     0Toggle `Page Bell' on or off.  System will BEEP when Hoser pages you.          0Run PCBFiler for File Directory maintenance.                                   0Run PCBMoni to monitor NODE activity                                           0Drop to DOS.  Hosers will get a busy signal.                                   0Drop to DOS.  Hosers will NOT get a busy signal.  Phone will ring!             0Toggle `Hoser Alarm' on or off.  System BEEPs as Hoser logs on, etc.           0Run PCBSetup to change PCBoard configuration.                                  0Reset Node/System Statistics to Zero                                           0No Modem Selected                                                              0 Last Hoser:                                                                   0Calls:                                                                         0Msgs:                                                                          0D/Ls:                                                                          0U/Ls:                                                                          2(Esc) to Exit eh?    (Ctrl-Z) for Help                                         2(Ins/Ctrl-V) Mode: Killbugs                                                    2(Ins/Ctrl-V) Mode: Insert                                                      3(@OPTEXT@), Set your Last Message Read to                                      1Last Message Read now set to @OPTEXT@.                                         0Unlimited                                                                      0    (F) Flag a file for later download, then continue displaying files         3(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, (V)iew, (F)lag, OK eh                           2(G)o for a beer eh. (A)bort or (E)dit Batch, (Enter)=Continue eh               2(A)dd a Beer, (R)emove a Beer, (L)ist Beers, (Enter)=Continue                  1(@OPTEXT@), Remove beer number(s)                                              7Removed from Batch: @OPTEXT@                                                   1(@OPTEXT@) duplicates a beer already in the batch Hosehead!                    1Batch limit reached.  @OPTEXT@ was not added to the batch.                     3     Clear the table between meals eh                                          3Enter the name of the beer you want (Enter)=None                               7       Hoser's Name               Location              Last On                3Enter text to scan for (ENTER alone finds all Registered Hosers)               0LOCAL Statistics                                                               1Delete this record                                                             3Enter Topic Numbers, (S)elect All, (D)eselect All or (Q)uit eh?                3Enter Topic Numbers or (Q)uit eh?                                              3Set Topic Flags (R=Reg, X=Expired Reg, S=Scan Conf, C=Conf Hoser)              2Selecting ALL Topics.  Please Wait eh                                          2Put on a touque, grab a beer, and read some mail in these topics eh:           3Read messages TO or FROM (enter Hoser's name)                                  1Both First and Last Names are required!  (You have one eh?)                    3Copy Message to what Topic #                                                   0Message Copied: #                                                              2Coo roo coo coo, coo coo coo coo.  Head Hoser's not here eh                    2 FREE                                                                          2 / NO TIME                                                                     3Enter the beer to Test (Enter)=No Way!                                         2Verifying @OPTEXT@...                                                          7 passed.                                                                       1 FAILED!                                                                       0Verification FAILED on @OPTEXT@!                                               3Okay eh.  Hold on                                                              2                      Messages  Messages                                       2 Num    Topic          To You    Found                                         2-----  -------------  --------  --------                                       3Full Screen Editor Default: (Y)es, (N)o Way, (A)sk                             3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Read Command                                       3(H)elp, (1-@NUMDIR@), Beer List Command                                        7                      Last   High                             Last   High      7Num  Topic           Read   Num. Flags  Num  Topic           Read   Num. Flags 7CTTY mode is now on @FIRST@ ...                                                7Colours are like now on @FIRST@ ...                                            0Modem: @OPTEXT@                                                                0 Hoser Number: @OPTEXT@                                                        0 Hoser Security: @OPTEXT@                                                      0of                                                                             7I'm worken eh. Go and get a beer.                                              3So like, did you forget your password?                                         7Do you want to leave a comment to the Head Hoser before logging off            0COMMENT: LIKE I FORGOT EH                                                      3Is this Correct                                                                7Please try using a different name.  If desired, try adding a middle initial.   1Lock Hoser out and disconnect                                                  1Disconnect Hoser                                                               1Give Hoser a Sysop touque                                                      1Warning:  You have left empty beers all over!                                  7Proceed with running the @OPTEXT@ door                                         7Are you sure you want to say good day                                          1@INCONF@has been Selected.                                                     1@INCONF@has been Deselected.                                                   6Searching for @OPTEXT@                                                         2Upload Credits: 0.0 minutes, 0 bytes                                           1Could not find @X07@OPTEXT@ @X0Cin the hosers file.                            3(H)elp, (1-@NUMBLT@), Bulletin List Command                                    2(@TIMELEFT@ min left), (H)elp, How's it goin eh                                3(H)elp, (@OPTEXT@), Message Scan Command                                       1(maximum per-topic limit reached)                                              1(maximum message limit reached)