So like, good day and welcome to the Canadian Language eh?

 This PCBText file was conceived and written by Bill Cassidy and Paul Henry
 who are like from the Great White North.  We had a beauty time doing this
 language cos a lot of Americans like think we all talk this way.  No way eh!

 We hope you enjoy the Canadian Language and we even spelled the word colour
 right all through this eh?  The language itself was inspired by the all-
 time classic movie "Strange Brew" starring Bob and Doug McKenzie.  (No 
 relation to us though eh?)

 If you find something that needs fixing, use MkTxt145 and have fun.

 If you want to send like a complaint or even some doughnuts in the way of a
 nice message, you can reach us at:

                 --- CrossRoads, Kingston Ont. Canada, eh? ---
 Node 1: (613)548-3344 @ 1200-2400 bps or Node 2: (613)548-7744 HST (Beauty!)
            FidoNet 1:249/1  IMExNet 89:487/134  RBBSNet 8:990/503

 So grab a Sysop touque, some beer and backbacon and try it out.  Your users
 might even like it eh?

 So that's the Language for today.  Good day.
                                                               Bill Cassidy
                                                               Paul J. Henry
                                                               May 28, 1991