@ECHO OFF
PAUS /N1 /D10 /TIs Jeffrey Morley a swell guy?
IF ERRORLEVEL 89 GOTO GotYes
IF ERRORLEVEL 78 GOTO GotNo
IF ERRORLEVEL 1 GOTO GotOtherKey

ECHO.
ECHO The ERRORLEVEL is 0, Need more time to find "Y"?
GOTO END

:GotYes
ECHO.
ECHO You answered yes!  A fine judge of character...
GOTO END

:GotNo
ECHO.
ECHO You answered no?  Well same to ya...
GOTO END

:GotOtherKey
ECHO.
ECHO Not really sure eh... "Y" is right between "T" and "U"!

:END